1 April 2024
Mr. Jared Kushner
Affinity Partners
16690 Sunny Isles Boulevard
Sunny Isles Beach, Florida 33160
Dear Mr. Kushner:
I hope this message finds you well. I love your Office location in Florida. The sad part is, if Donald Trump never got involved in politics, you’d probably still be likable, wouldn’t have made some of the mistakes you’ve made, not about to go through the questioning that’s on the way, and leading a pretty cool life.
We notice on literally an hourly notice that Donald Trump has not been arrested yet for threatening a judge’s daughter by name nor the President of the United States via photo. Just about everybody else would have been. I am writing to you today about what might actually be going on and how you could fix it without doing any damage to anyone.
Can we be honest about your father in law?? A lot of us think he sexually desires Vanky more than you do. He got a public lap dance from her. He’s made sexual innuendos about her in interviews. He was with Epstein all the time. Meanwhile, a lot of us wonder if she’s a beard for you. That’s not an insult. You’re around crazy Republicans all the time who haven’t read the Centurion Story telling us Christ is cool with gay people. You should protect yourself.
It’s your daddy’s career that comes up in this context. The world knows he’s always been connected. He even got a pardon. Now suddenly a guy obviously outside the law is not being prosecuted within Kevin Bacon like distance from your dad??
I also want to make dad happy. Who doesn’t?? Hell, I tried to make my birth dad, yeah – the guy who raped his 13 year old sister when he was 34, happy before I found out what a creep he was.
Because nobody is getting arrested, I just gotta ask the following. Is daddy cooperating in some kind of investigation with the Feds?? If the case is big enough and he is “turning state’s evidence” then not arresting Trump would make sense. Well, until he’s done putting away whoever he is telling on anyway.
I feel two ways about this. If true, it makes Trump not being in jail make sense. If true, it’s also what killed the mob in Rhode Island. Thanks to a bunch of clowns not respecting Omerta, the Rhode Island mob has been run out of Boston for 20 years now. That’s made more of a mess than the mob actually being here. I write about this in my book Rogues of Rhode Island on sales on Amazon and in bookstores now. Yes, there was a time in Utica the FBI wanted to review my public records requests. Based on how much time it was going to take, I requested cash. I took about my own “origin stories” for the requests without ever breaking Omerta. If I ever thought I was going to, I just shut up and waited for the next question. See why this might make some folks mad at your dad if they’re just wondering about it??
The good news for you is even if the truth comes out about your lifestyle, your dad doing this in many circles is way worse. There will also be those annoyed with the “So this is why Trump didn’t get arrested??” part. At the same time, if your dad has made a commitment towards his or your collective futures, especially with whom he might be trying to help put away, it’s not like we can ask him to stop.
The one part that you’re never going to get around no matter what dad does or your lifestyle turns out to be what we think it is involves the $2 billion you took from the Saudis. Not too long after they killed a journalist, you took money from the folks behind 9/11. That’s never going to be a good look. Imagine what your life might be like if Donnie is truly suffering from dementia or commits suicide and is no longer a candidate?? The 9/11 memorial is how far away from your Trump Tower?? Lord knows I’ve done that walk enough times. Hey, we all make mistakes. We want to see you correct this one.
It should be noted that because 9/11 was carried out by Muslims, this could be worse for you than the maybe gay scenario. I only use the free market to solve problems. These morons carry around guns and shoot people because they’re not white or took the vaccine or think a woman should control her own body.
So if daddy has turned state’s evidence, please let us know so we can all relax. You don’t have to say who he is screwing over. The important part is folks no longer wondering why Donnie boy hasn’t been picked up yet. I hope you’re ready for the future. Let’s face reality. Without the Electoral College, that will be gone within a decade, Donnie would have no chance at all. The GOP has won the popular vote once in the last 8 Presidential elections. Each day, violence in their own states, old age, COVID, and Donnie’s actions shrink the Republican Party. If we truly use the Blue State control of where profit gets generated, we can probably eliminate the Christofascist element entirely. Christ was Pro Choice, Matthew 5/17, and as previously stated, cool with gay folks. People use him for purposes of bigotry, sexism, and “practicing a religion” and therefore need not “be free” to do so.
Thank you for your time and consideration. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me.
In Hoc Signo,
Robert T. Oliveira
Maybe Crystal River, Florida, Maybe Newport or Warwick, Rhode Island
401-391-6402
Quahogs United 