How Big’s The Couch??

10 February 2021

Honorable Senator Dan McCay

Utah State Senate

320 State Capitol

Salt Lake City, UT  84114

Honorable Senator McCay:

I hope this message finds you well.  With any luck, the pandemic has left your team those you love alone.  If we all work together, we will get back to normal soon.

Every year, a few red states pass anti choice bills.  Somewhere along the way, these bills get crushed even if they become law for ten minutes.  Then the next year the cycle repeats itself.  We are trying to change that.  Your state is looking to move forward on a few such bills and it appears you might be a sponsor on a couple of them.

Please allow me to remind you that Jesus only makes one statement on abortion and it is pro choice.  Matthew 5:17 is clear.  If abortion were murder, Jesus would have said, “I have come to endorse the law except for that messy part where it says murder is ok.”

The Book of Mormon seems to grant exceptions for all kinds of situations.  Then again, at one point the Book of Mormon said sleeping with a 14-year-old while already married was cool provided you made her a second wife.  See what happens when you let one clown chaperone a high school dance and decide to make rules the next day??

Simply stated, if it is not your body, it is not your choice.  Leave women alone.  They do not want you thinking about their vaginas.

Here is what happens now.  We are going to do a financial background check on your family.  You might get calls.  We are going to go through you contributors list to see if blue states are involved in how they make money.  We control Planning, Zoning, and Codes in the profitable marketplaces.  Then we are going to disrupt some things.  That might lead to more calls or people sleeping on your couch because they are going through an “economic rough time”.

We hope not to have to make an example out of too money people.  If we stick to using the free market, counties that voted for Biden control 79% of it, our friends in law enforcement can only root for a side but not make arrests.  Besides, violating the law is a sign of disrespect.

We are tired of this.  We are tired of the attacks on women.  We figure if we make an example out of a few people, you will come up with a new way to engage in sexism.  We will tire of that quickly too.

Thank you for your time and consideration.  If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me.

In Hoc Signo,

Robert T. Oliveira

315-864-1229

Warwick, RI